What's up you salty monsters?? I hope you are all well! After my impromptu sabbatical, I'm back with a standard deck tech! With War of the Spark fresh off of the presses, I feel like the standard meta will slow to a grinding halt. War brought us 37 brand new planeswalkers, lots of spicy planeswalkers.... Continue Reading →
Elves or Eldrazi?
Merry Christmas to all and to all a Happy New Year! I hope Santa brought everyone what they asked for, and then some! I've got no FNM report this week as I am working but I do pose a dilemma to you folks. With Channel Fireball hosting a Grand Prix in my neck of the... Continue Reading →
Standard PPTQ
Heyo saltines! I hope everyone is well! Christmas is less than a month away, and ultimate masters is looking to be the the ultimate Christmas gift. MTG Goldfish dropped an article on the EV, or expected value, of said box and it looks to be incredibly high. I may possibly get my mitts on a... Continue Reading →
FNM Report; October 12th 2018 & Undergrowth Deck Tech.
Hey...is this thing on? How's it going saltines?? I hope you all have been fantastic and that life has been treating you well. It has been a while since our last chat, and quite a few things have changed in the world of Magic. Since we last spoke we saw the release of M19, the... Continue Reading →
Canadian Nationals
Oh hey there saltines how is everyone doing? I hope all is well with everyone and that everyone celebrated living in the greatest country on earth! Can I get an eh-men? HA! I'm hilarious. BUT ENOUGH BAD JOKES! This past weekend I attended the Canadian National event in the grand city of Toronto. I traveled... Continue Reading →
Dominaria Store Championship
Hello once again saltines and saltettes! I hope all is well! I know I have been away for a while, and I do apologize! I picked up a second job and unfortunately it takes up the Fridays that I would normally have off. That being said, I will still post random stuff as often as... Continue Reading →
FNM Report; May 11th 2018 & PPTQ Atlanta
Hellooooooo saltines and saltettes! I hope everyone is doing well, and everyone is enjoying the hot mess that is Dominaria! I apologize for the delay. I've got a lot of stuff on the go, and my aim is to bring you the best content possible! This post is made possible by the wonderful sponsor to... Continue Reading →
To Brawl or not to Brawl
How's it going saltines? I hope everyone managed to survive long enough to see Infinity War! Personally I've seen it twice and am contemplating a third time. A decade of Marvel movies culminating in a collaboration so grand that it has become the highest grossing film of all time! But I digress. You did not... Continue Reading →
Dominaria Rare Set Review
Howdy saltines! I hope you are as excited as I am for Dominaria! Join in me in my hype as I take a sneak peak at all of the dope rares in the upcoming set! This set review is brought to you by Jack's on Queen! Jack's is hosting a multitude of prerelease... Continue Reading →
FNM Report; Apr. 13th 2018 & A Special Announcement
What's cracking saltines? I hope y'all are doing well. I just want to begin by announcing that Jack's on Queen is now an official sponsor of the Human Salt Shaker! Jack's on Queen has been my store of choice for the past half-decade. The owners and operators, Kim and Tim Ashworth, are caring, engaging and... Continue Reading →