Standard PPTQ

Heyo saltines! I hope everyone is well! Christmas is less than a month away, and ultimate masters is looking to be the the ultimate Christmas gift. MTG Goldfish dropped an article on the EV, or expected value, of said box and it looks to be incredibly high. I may possibly get my mitts on a... Continue Reading →


FNM Report; October 12th 2018 & Undergrowth Deck Tech. this thing on? How's it going saltines?? I hope you all have been fantastic and that life has been treating you well. It has been a while since our last chat, and quite a few things have changed in the world of Magic. Since we last spoke we saw the release of M19, the... Continue Reading →

Canadian Nationals

Oh hey there saltines how is everyone doing? I hope all is well with everyone and that everyone celebrated living in the greatest country on earth! Can I get an eh-men? HA! I'm hilarious. BUT ENOUGH BAD JOKES! This past weekend I attended the Canadian National event in the grand city of Toronto. I traveled... Continue Reading →

Dominaria Store Championship

Hello once again saltines and saltettes! I hope all is well! I know I have been away for a while, and I do apologize! I picked up a second job and unfortunately it takes up the Fridays that I would normally have off. That being said, I will still post random stuff as often as... Continue Reading →

To Brawl or not to Brawl

How's it going saltines? I hope everyone managed to survive long enough to see Infinity War! Personally I've seen it twice and am contemplating a third time. A decade of Marvel movies culminating in a collaboration so grand that it has become the highest grossing film of all time! But I digress. You did not... Continue Reading →

Dominaria Rare Set Review

Howdy saltines! I hope you are as excited as I am for Dominaria! Join in me in my hype as I take a sneak peak at all of the dope rares in the upcoming set!     This set review is brought to you by Jack's on Queen! Jack's is hosting a multitude of prerelease... Continue Reading →

Event Report; PPTQ Minneapolis

What's cracking saltines? I hope y'all are doing well, I know I am! This past weekend I traveled up to North of Exile Games, to participate in their standard PPTQ. I decided to invest in one of Wizard's of the Coast's new Challenge Decks, and it really wasn't a tough call. I picked up a... Continue Reading →

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