What's up you salty monsters?? I hope you are all well! After my impromptu sabbatical, I'm back with a standard deck tech! With War of the Spark fresh off of the presses, I feel like the standard meta will slow to a grinding halt. War brought us 37 brand new planeswalkers, lots of spicy planeswalkers.... Continue Reading →
FNM Report; October 12th 2018 & Undergrowth Deck Tech.
Hey...is this thing on? How's it going saltines?? I hope you all have been fantastic and that life has been treating you well. It has been a while since our last chat, and quite a few things have changed in the world of Magic. Since we last spoke we saw the release of M19, the... Continue Reading →
FNM Report; May 11th 2018 & PPTQ Atlanta
Hellooooooo saltines and saltettes! I hope everyone is doing well, and everyone is enjoying the hot mess that is Dominaria! I apologize for the delay. I've got a lot of stuff on the go, and my aim is to bring you the best content possible! This post is made possible by the wonderful sponsor to... Continue Reading →
FNM Report; Apr. 13th 2018 & A Special Announcement
What's cracking saltines? I hope y'all are doing well. I just want to begin by announcing that Jack's on Queen is now an official sponsor of the Human Salt Shaker! Jack's on Queen has been my store of choice for the past half-decade. The owners and operators, Kim and Tim Ashworth, are caring, engaging and... Continue Reading →
FNM Report; Mar. 30th 2018 & North of Exile Trial
What is up saltines? I hope all is well and you have had a splendid Easter weekend. This past Easter weekend I attended two separate events, the first of which was my normal trip to Jack's on Queen for FNM, and then on Saturday I made my way to North of Exile Games for a... Continue Reading →
Feb. 22nd Standard Showdown & Jund Elves Deck Tech (Modern)
How's it going saltines? I hope all is well and I hope you've been enjoying the posts lately! Trying to pump up my rate of output, and your viewing helps to increase my reach so I thank you for that. Standard Showdown So this past Thursday I had some business to attend to in the... Continue Reading →
FNM Report; Feb. 16th 2018
Woah what is this? I'm actually writing another blog so soon to my last one? I'm going to be bringing more great content to you guys as to keep y'all entertained! This past Friday night I made my way to Jack's on Queen to participate in Friday Night Magic! Upon arrival I was torn between participating... Continue Reading →
Dec. 5th Standard Showdown & Naming Poll
Hola amigos! I hope everyone is well and everyone is keeping warm! As Christmas approaches I find myself craving two things, egg nog, and MTG. Just as an aside, I always crave MTG. This past Tuesday I attended the Standard Showdown at Jack's on Queen, and sported my fully furnished Ramunap Thicc list. This week... Continue Reading →
Nov. 28th Standard Showdown & GP Toronto Story Time!
Hey saltines, it's time for another Standard Showdown Recap! This was another week attending Jack's on Queen's Tuesday showdown. I took the standard Ramunap Thicc, this week adding a single copy of Chandra, Torch of Defiance, in place of a Tilonalli's Skinshifter. I also put in one Soul-Scar Mage, I would have put in more... Continue Reading →
Nov. 21st Standard Showdown
How's it going saltines? I hope all is well with you wicked spell slingers, and thank you for coming back for another round! Work is still consuming my Friday nights so I have been relegated to Tuesday night Standard Showdowns. I don't care how I get my cardboard crack fix, as long as I get... Continue Reading →